i just got this on myspace and its so funny its for all you freshmen out there... read it NOW!!!
Dear Incoming Freshman,
Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful words of advice:
You are not cool
Everyone does hate you
You are annoying.
- Sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-class boys think any higher of you.
-So don't go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you look like an easy freshman whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in 8th grade in middle school
-Dont brag about the number of seniors you know. The more u brag, the more we can tell you're a freshman.
- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "freshie" - shut up, you sound like a queer
that's what upperclassman call you
- Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid freshman, we don't care, we're still calling you one.
-Respect your teachers and your peers.
-Getting written up everyday and purposely failing really doesn't look cool, we may laugh but it is at you for your ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on bullshitting around just drop out your a lost cause and your really not that cool. people talk down about you behind your back.
-Don't post things like "FINALLY A FRESHIE!! LOLZZZ" on myspace. If anything, you suck big time.
-DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you.
-Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends
-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work
- Don't think that you have privacy now. Once you're here.. Your business is everyone's business.
-Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.
- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.
-Don't tell your friends that you're busy after school and tell them u have to go meet your friends in the jr./sr. parking lot, we all know your brother/sisters just taking you home.
-Don't try to say you're older than you really are.
-The way you walk, dress & talk just has freshman written all over you.
-Your name is "the class of 12." HAHA.. enough said.
-Don' t try to pull that shit "Well you were freshmen once..." STOP! We know that we were freshmen, but we aren't anymore so shut the fuck up.
-The day you mess with OUR boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll never enjoy high school again.
-Don't be a slut.
This should be the number one rule.
- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way.
You will get hurt
Welcome to hell.
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Believe me---You CANT win. Have FUN being a freshman...for a fun-filled year with NO life and NO opinion whatsoever.
something also to think about. dont think you have a say when your on a sports team. most likely you will be carrying balls all year.
Sincerely,
The Classes of 09,10, 11
- If you're an upperclassman, repost this.
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18 comments:
WHAT THE DUCKING HELL!??!?!?!
Ok, ripped that from a year mate but seriously?!??!?!
Anyway, I know this doesn't concern me 'cos we don't have 'freshman' or 'upperclass men' or whatever shit. We just go by years. And in my school only your CAP (something like grade point average) counts. I got 4.05. It's out of 5.0 by the way.
Btw, I could tell that the post was posted by you. Totally predictable. :P
So what's with the whole 'hey bitches' thing?
Oh yeah, link my bloody blog for god's sakes!
What I mean is, pretty pretty please? XD ROFLMAO.
Yeah, just LINK ME. And I'm sure you know my blog by now. :D
Or you can always just click on my profile. It'll lead you there.
Why hasn't anyone on your side of the world commented on my blog in ages? Other than kat of course.
hahahaha nice! i'm a freshman! and i'll take ur advice, thats good, and so true, i'm am an idiot, its true!! haha, nice post! and since freshman are so idiotic... what year are u? lol*SHAKES HEAD LAUGHING*
haha, ur welcome and uh, i just don't its weird. like some guys i no go to far, like i barely no them... they're being gross, and it just freaks me out a little. like idk, its mainly when people touch my shoulder, like idc if somebody puts their arm around me, well some people i do but, thats not the point. its weird, um idk, but i'm just gonna say it cuz i've never explained it b4, so if it doesnt make sense its cuz its kind of something i don't talk about much so... here goes.
wen my parent went through their divorce, i got really sad, and people could tell, so everybody put their hand on my shoulder thinking it would make me feel better... and now it just reminds me of that, and thats pretty much the only thing i remember until 2 years after it was final, just everybody was touching me! and i just wanted to be alone, god! thats all i wanted, was to think, to... idk, just be... and i would have nightmares, just everybody grabbing me, and they wouldnt let go, like i was in a cage, i couldnt get out and i end up suffocating, and the i would wake up and... god i must sound ridiculous, but, thats, thats the reason, or the reasons, i guess. um so ya, did i explain that right?
i god i'm glad i didnt freak u out with all that, um good, i'm glad it made sense, u have any weird things like that???
Um I'm going to step that up from a 'ducking hell' (wtf? who the hell says something like that? =P Yes, that was a rhetorical question.) to an 'I don't give a fuck'...
*rolls eyes*
My school is too small for anyone to give a rats ass what grade your actually in. We've all known each other since we were in like kindergarten.
And since -when- do 10th graders start counting themselves as upperclassmen? Like I've heard it said but none around here actually -do-.
*sigh*
But dually noted regardless.
my schools students are monsters .. as long as your not a freshmen your somebody and there for you get to trashcan freshmen every friday
Oh god, how extremely [un]pleasant. *smothers laugh*
I know I shouldn't laugh cause that would theoretically be me, but seeing as how the only people that would happen to in my grade are the kids who are jerks and therefor (one word btw, you confused me when you made it two) kids who I dislike anyways the thought makes me giggle.
Wait wait, did that ever happen to you? It seems like too much to hope for (no offense, but you -know- I'd laugh my ass off). And you know, you probably could stop them if you wanted too, though seeing as how you're no longer a freshman it technically doesn't concern you anymore does it... just saying though.
Oh yeah, and why in the world do you have two playlists?
Not that I listen to either of them, I always already have music playing from when I wake up 'til I get ready to sleep, but still. I'm curious is all.
haha, o my gosh, ur a dork,jk lol. wow, well, never heard that 1 b4, o my god i cant stop laughing. gaw!!! haha. ok well, wat do u absolutly hate??? about anything really, idk y, just curious i guess
I don't know about the rest of you but the freshman at my school this year are fricken stupid. They say the dumbest things. I've seen smarter preschoolers picking their noses. lol seriously the ones last year were angels compared to this year. I think they all need to read that. but yeah. what's new?
I'm going to answer the rhetorical question: My year-mate. Yeah. I know, it's sounds very very very lame. :P But I love being lame. :D
Oh and I only have one blog. My other blog is my blog and my 'blog' is relinked to my other blog. Geddit? Never mind. Lol. :P
Well, I'm a freshman, and when I walked by a bunch of upperclassmen, one of them said, "I just wanna pick a freshman, and beat them."
I started walking faster. Plus, I'm feeling very short being 5'2" and probably not getting any taller. Some guy in front of me was 6'8". I've managed to get lost a lot too.
High school makes us all feel insignificant.
At least we have open campus, so we can just leave and eat lunch at the local restaurants.
This school year is already turning out to be very interesting. It's the third day, and a friday for that matter and I have a ton of homework.
I definitely fit the freshman stereotype with my huge backpack and arms loaded up with textbooks. *sigh* They seriously should slow down our curriculum.
wait!!! did u say u uh, BITE people??? haha
of course i never got trash canned as a freshie.. nobody fucks with me.. i actually trash canned a sophomore cheerleader when i was a freshmen
god I just read that last comment smilee. That's fucking HILARIOUS.
she deserved it she' was a dick
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